Honkies are so stupid, they buy whatever I tell them. after I moved back to Hong Kong a decade ago, I have been shining like a diamond, I pretend to be smart, and bubbly. I fake an accent when I speak Cantonese, pretend to be so Americanized. Pretend I didn’t come from a broken fu¢ked up family… I google a lot cuz I am the nosiest PR b***h in town, HK is perfect for me cuz I fake all the stuff I say in person with friends, with Val, on articles and interviews which I completely fabricated from my Wh0rey relations, I am in it is to reinvent, reinvent a way to be a criminal in bright light! I am a wellness warrior now. My name is Coco Chan, a mother, a wife, practically a role model for many Honkies idiots! Who would know decade+ ago, I was a famous cheap H0E in California!
美國留學跟佬淫飲蕩吮，卒之我賣白粉要洗閪洗屎忽去坐監，喺嗰邊做完 當代女性革命(https://www.theloophk.com/hong-kong-30-under-30-coco-chan/) 監躉，之後移民返嚟, 香港人真係簡單白癡崇洋當正我係美國華山聖母觀音葡撻佯健力大使, 。
H3ll warrior I am! They never knew I love to be fu¢ked by c0caine-powdered pen!s.. My full name is Coco Alexandra Chan 陳玉霞 ([email protected]), I graduated in Hong Kong International School 2003. Following all the rest of Tsu’s, I ended up in the party state, it’s more than LaLaLaLand, of course I failed school and d**n proud of it, look how popular I have become!
H0E H0E WH0RE, yep that’s me the girl gone wild met the world of clubs, drugs, Holy-molly-wood, s*x, because my pu$sy was passed around being sha aged by a gang of American born Vietnamese, Chinese and Koreans.. End of any weekends in my 20s, my c unt juiced out a river of coked-up gooey stinky sp erm, drip me a river, yeah!. Oh I love The United Color of Benetton of S perm, many ST Ds, Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea. Hepatitis, you name it, I have gotten them, oh and Syphilis! My children will be so proud of their Mama who gave birth to them wearing urined-bled-crusty filthy Hoe-some panties!!
My juicy [email protected] finally found it’s match with this Canadian Chinese whose pen!s practically sh00ts out coked up cu m up my fat loose moist messy creamy clammy fish saucy Pho Hoisin asian [email protected] canal! Mmmm Coke, c0caine, I could su¢k up 5 lines at a time, it made me so hor ny I could drip out the wettest wall of puS$y juice to sit on 2 d!cks for hours at a time!
Hello?! that’s why my nickname and instagram is @Cokes so obviously!
Soon I graduated as Yes I became a drug smuggler and dealer, for him with him, Yes, I am a convicted drug user/dealer and I looked good and totally wellness wearing all orange for the next months accessorized with cuffs and shackles! Don’t confront me through emails, because I will not be able to swear it to the lives of my family that I was never been convicted!
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