aaron jacob greenspan is a 100% con-man. he’s a con-artist who has conned many people out of their hard earned money. he lives in a rented apartment. he’s very strange just like his strange parents neil sanford greenspan and judith keene greenspan. they’re a weird family. they like to hurt people. they enjoy hurting people. aaron jacob greenspan, neil sanford greenspan, and judith keene greenspan all enjoy hurting people.